どだい人は、擬音語擬態語に弱いのではないか。そうしてABABという単調な繰り返しは何でも擬音語擬態語になるのではないか。いや、正確に言えば「ほげほげ」は代名詞の一種であって擬音語擬態語ではないのだが、多くのABABは篩にかければ後者の番目に掛るようである。そんなABABと人名をナマで組み合わせると奇妙なイメージが発生するというのも小さな発見だ。その場合「むらむら」「ぬらぬら」のような固定されたイメージをもつ擬音語擬態語でないほうが効果がある。奇抜なものほどいい。

というわけで例によってphpで書いた。何度かリロードしてあなたの青い鳥を見つけてほしい。

<html>
<head>
<title>project Orca</title>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">
</head>
<body class="bc">
<div style="margin:10px;padding:10px;">

<?php
#初期設定

#あいうえお表
$aiueo_array=array(
"あ","い","う","え","お",
"か","き","く","け","こ",
"さ","し","す","せ","そ",
"た","ち","つ","て","と",
"な","に","ぬ","ね","の",
"は","ひ","ふ","へ","ほ",
"ま","み","む","め","も",
"や","ゆ","よ",
"ら","り","る","れ","ろ",
"わ","を","ん",
"が","ぎ","ぐ","げ","こ",
"ざ","じ","ず","ぜ","お",
"だ","ぢ","づ","で","ど",
"ば","び","ぶ","べ","ぼ",
"ぱ","ぴ","ぴ","ぺ","ぽ",
"きゃ","きゅ","きょ",
"しゃ","しゅ","しょ",
"ちゃ","ちゅ","ちょ",
"にゃ","ぎゅ","ぎょ",
"ひゃ","ひゅ","ひょ",
"みゃ","みゅ","みょ",
"りゃ","りゅ","りょ",
"ぎゃ","ぎゅ","ぎょ",
"じゃ","じゅ","じょ",
"ぢゃ","ぢゅ","ぢょ",
"ぴゃ","ぴゅ","ぴょ"
);
$head=$aiueo_array[ rand(0,count($aiueo_array)-1) ];
$tail=$aiueo_array[ rand(0,count($aiueo_array)-1) ];

echo <<<EOP
{$head}{$tail}{$head}{$tail}みちる
EOP;

?>
</div>
<p><a href="michiru.php">リロード</a>
</body>
</html>

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